BOOTZILLA WAS A TACO

Cinco de mayo. She specifically requested this outfit. I swear.

BOOTZILLA GOT A CHRISTMAS SWEATER

And she loves it. Thing works like a tranquilizer. Put it on her, and all she wants to do is chill.

Beach bound Bootsy

Ready to party and shit.

ALL HAIL QUEEN ZILLA

Bow down when she comes to your town.

You want some of this?

I don't think you do.

Dog in Distress

Poor Bootzilla got bit by a spider and broke out in a nasty rash. She spent the better part of two days chewing on her butt. This was her cry for help.

Cool hand 'Zilla

Bootsy has sensitive eyes. She's not leaving the house with her shades. Ever.